// // / My baloney has a first name it's O.S.C.A.R.my baloney

has a second name it's M.A.Y.E.R. oh I love to eat it every day, and if you

ask me why I'd say...cuz Oscar Mayer has a way with B.O.L.O.G.N.A!

/////// I'm a chiquita banana and I've come to say, bananas have to

ripen in a certain way. So when they're flecked with brown and have a golden hue

hue, bananas taste the best and are the best for you! You can put them in a

salad, you can put them in a pie-yie. Any way you want to eat them, it's

impossible to beat them! But bananas like the climate of the very very

tropical equator so you should never put bananas in the refrigerator!

Si-Si-Si-Si Oh! I wish I was an Oscar Mayer wiener! That is what I'd truly

like to be! Cuz if I were an Oscar Mayer wiener, everyone would be in love

with me! Oh! I am stuck on band-aid cuz band-aids stuck on

me. I am stuck on band-aid cuz band-aids stuck on me! Cuz they hold on

tight, no matter what on fingers, toes and knees. I am stuck on band-aid cuz

band-aid helps heal me! Meow,meow,meow,meow! Meow,meow,meow,meow!

Meow,meow,meow,meow! Meow,meow,meow,meow! Meow,meow,meow,meow!

Meow,meow,meow,meow! Meow,meow,meow,meow! Meow,meow,meow,meow!

Meow,meow,meow,meow! Meow,meow,meow,meow,meow,meow,meow,meow!

Me-ow!....My dogs better than your dog, my dogs better than yours! My dogs

better 'cause he eats Ken-L-Ration! My dogs better than yours! Plop, plop

fizz,fizz, Oh what a relief it is! Plop,plop, fizz,fizz, Oh what a relief it is!........

Mr. Clean will clean up dirt and grime and grease in just one minute! Mr.

Clean will clean your whole house and everything that's in it! Mr.Clean Mr.

Clean....... Oh I'm glad I'm not an Oscar Mayer wiener, that is what I'd never

never want to be! Cos if I were an Oscar Mayer wiener, there would soon

be nothing left of me! / / / / / / /