There once was a dog named Harley the howling hound, and

Had his birthday on February twenty ninth. Harley was very sad

because he only had his birthday celebrated every twenty eight

dog years. According to the math, Harley the howling hound should

celebrate his birthday every fifty two days. After sixteen long years

(that's a hundred and twelve dog years) he only celebrated his

birthday a total of four times! This is why Harley the howling hound is so very sad, and when he sings his ballad all the other dogs

sing along "howwwwwwl roof roof bow wow bark howwwwwwl!