Friday night I crashed your party

Saturday I said I'm sorry

Sunday came and trashed me out again

I was only having fun

Wasn't hurting anyone

And we all enjoyed the weekend for a change

I was stranded in the combat zone

I walked to Bedford Stuy alone

Even drove my motorcycle in the rain

And you told me not to drive

But I made it out alive

So you said it only proves that I'm insane.

You may be right

I may be crazy

But it just may be a lunatic you're looking for

Turn out the light

Don't try to save me

You may be wrong

For all I know

You may be right.

Remember how I found you there

Alone in your electric chair

I told you dirty jokes until you smiled.

You were lonely for a man

I said "Take me as I am"

'Cause you might enjoy some madness for a while

Now think of all the years you tried

to find a man to satisfy you

I might be as crazy as you say

If I'm crazy then it's true

That it's all because of you

And you wouldn't want me any other way