Intro:

They're gonna put me in the movies.

We'll make a scene about a man that's sad and lonely

They're gonna make a big star out of me.

And beggin' down upon his bended knee

They'll make a film about a man that's sad and lonely.

I'll play the part, but I won't need re-hearsin'

And all I gotta do is act natural-ly.

All I gotta do is act natural-ly.

AFTER FIRST VERSE, THEN AFTER SECOND VERSE:

Well I bet you I'm-a gonna be a big star. Might win an Oscar you can't never tell.

The movie's gonna make me a big star, 'cause I can play the part so well.

Well, I hope you come to see me in the movies, then I know that you will plainly see

The biggest fool that's ever hit the big time. And all I gotta do is act natural-ly.