You say you're broke, you're low on money and love

And you think you're done before you've even begun.

You're left be------hind like a lonesome little dove;

But you must be a man and take your stand.

PRE-CHORUS: Why can't you see? Why won't you be

The man I know you are?

Don't hesitate; Just relo-----------cate.

You'll be ri--------cher by far.

Two birds, one stone, and you'll never never have to be alone.

I'm yours a------lone. Just take the chance. (pause) Two birds and one stone.

Look at you now; happy in your career.

Richer by far in the ways of the heart.

I told you so, that you were better off here,

But I never knew a love so true.

PRE-CHORUS: I didn't see how great it would be

To fall in love with you.

It might not have been, but we're more than friends

And that's all thanks to...

Two birds, one stone, and you'll never never have to be alone.

I'm yours a------lone. Just take the chance. (pause) Two birds and one stone.

Two birds, one stone, and you'll never never have to be alone.

I'm yours a------lone. Just take the chance. (pause) Two birds and one stone.