I go window cleaning to earn an honest bob.

For a nosey parker it's an interesting job

Now it's a job that just suits me, a window cleaner you will be.

If you could see what I can see

When I'm cleaning windows.

In my profession I work hard, but I'll never stop.

I'll climb this blinking ladder 'til I get right to the top.

The blushing bride she looks divine, the bridegroom he is doing fine

I'd rather have his job than mine when I'm cleaning windows.

The chambermaid sweet names I call, it's a wonder I don't fall.

My minds not on my work at all when I'm cleaning windows

I know a fellow such a swell, he has a thirst it's plain to tell.

I've seen him drink his bath as well when I'm cleaning windows

In my profession I work hard, but I'll never stop.

I'll climb this blinking ladder ‘til I get right to the top.

Pyjamas lying side by side, ladies nighties I have spied.

I've often seen what goes inside, when I'm cleaning windows.

There's a famous talkie queen, looks a flapper on the screen.

She's more like eighty than eighteen when I'm cleaning windows.

She pulls her hair all down behind, then pulls down her, never mind

After that pulls down the blind when I'm cleaning windows.

In my profession I work hard, but I'll never stop.

I'll climb this blinking ladder ‘til I get right to the top.

At eight o'clock a girl she wakes, at five past eight a bath she takes when I'm cleaning windows.