I really do appreciate the fact you're sitting here

Your voice sounds so wonderful but your face don't look too clear

So barmaid bring a pitcher, another round of brew

Honey, why don't we get drunk and screw

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Why don't we get drunk and screw?

I just bought a waterbed filled up for me and you

They say you are a snuff queen

Honey I don't think that's true

So, why don't we get drunk and screw